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(all photos from Freight Freitas)
Decided to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a4422aeaf9ecb0f527ff197bdd729dc/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2c78e447c133173d8e8750ce3be6568/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d074f87d36e2711875ea1b21d64e5cb/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5103f2ff8e48c18c687f899c01cd8ff6/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a50c0b913027683a434ac8689cf4e790/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67576da3de764950bdf47630a15a6d67/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f83272834fcdf60fcdb9643d08f51719/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77e3fcc1b09fa67768c84a4961ea999d/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de05dad91af0345dad133bb9475e6f2d/tumblr_mn7t4fKQ6t1r4151io8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alltailnolegs.tumblr.com/post/51087697628/all-photos-from-freight-freitas-decided-to-show" target="_blank"&gt;alltailnolegs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(all photos from Freight Freitas)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Decided to show off anon’s ‘muddy snakes’. The top left is a green/silver pair, top right is clutch results.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Freitas also created the oxyjansen hybrids, in which he theorized that the jansensi was just another color morph of the oxycephala species (second row images is pure jansen, sulawesi and selayar pure black). The resulting snakes hatched out green and ‘normal’, and would go through a color change to the amazing adult you see at bottom. IIRC, the hybrids were also calmer animals like their janseni parentage, and were pretty easy to keep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man, the hybrids colour/patterning with the black and the green is just vaguely reminiscent of a Jameson’s Mamba to me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also ATNL, if you ever get any green babes, hit me up. I’m always keeping an eye out for CB Oxys.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51088071571</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51088071571</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:41:45 -0700</pubDate><category>Critters.</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tx7wdxxW1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51086595188</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51086595188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:25 -0700</pubDate><category>Critters.</category></item><item><title>princessfuckingprivilege:

silvermoon424:

diarrefpuckhookyplay-e...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0db6ae79d356140a62c5ec761f7cdc7a/tumblr_mn3c4qNKof1s8b6q9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessfuckingprivilege.tumblr.com/post/51077894428/silvermoon424-diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs" target="_blank"&gt;princessfuckingprivilege&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silvermoon424.tumblr.com/post/51042741792/diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs-purplsosa" target="_blank"&gt;silvermoon424&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs.tumblr.com/post/51015869294/purplsosa-tommo-pan-if-you-have-been-on" target="_blank"&gt;diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purplsosa.tumblr.com/post/51014710093/tommo-pan-if-you-have-been-on-tumblr-on-the" target="_blank"&gt;purplsosa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tommo-pan.tumblr.com/post/50896962238/if-you-have-been-on-tumblr-on-the-past-couple-of" target="_blank"&gt;tommo-pan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know &lt;em&gt;very well &lt;/em&gt;who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they &lt;em&gt;knew &lt;/em&gt;who she was.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will &lt;em&gt;tear them apart. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EXPOSED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[lelling intensifies]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, wow, yet another fabricated post made to garner sympathy/money/notes. Shocker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblogging so that people will know to donate their money/time/etc to more worthy causes!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Welp&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And this is why I have trust issues with tumblr and don’t really give anyone money who just asks for it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51085159828</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51085159828</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:58:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>empirewaistlines:

Zuhair Murad FW 2011
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49a2510e0863dcd1c73d0e7586cc8cc1/tumblr_mkwie9kENT1rrfs8ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://empirewaistlines.tumblr.com/post/49799559698/zuhair-murad-fw-2011" target="_blank"&gt;empirewaistlines&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Zuhair Murad FW 2011&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51084017354</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51084017354</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:40:16 -0700</pubDate><category>fashion</category></item><item><title>architectureofdoom:

Road washed out by flood, WA state.


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26bac34f5e745a53a51509b3c17a4567/tumblr_mlyg7wNKaP1s7e0yco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://architectureofdoom.tumblr.com/post/49870179991/road-washed-out-by-flood-wa-state" target="_blank"&gt;architectureofdoom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Road washed out by flood, WA state.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51081729052</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51081729052</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:00:54 -0700</pubDate><category>Pleasant scenery.</category></item><item><title>casthedumbass:

inthemindofasociopath:

shantasies:

realparadoxs...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fok5ufwx1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casthedumbass.tumblr.com/post/30589905466/inthemindofasociopath-shantasies" target="_blank"&gt;casthedumbass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inthemindofasociopath.tumblr.com/post/30337933693/shantasies-realparadoxsocks" target="_blank"&gt;inthemindofasociopath&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shantasies.tumblr.com/post/19044374869/realparadoxsocks-icedmoriartini-i-want" target="_blank"&gt;shantasies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realparadoxsocks.tumblr.com/post/19044108311/icedmoriartini-i-want-this-cup-badly" target="_blank"&gt;realparadoxsocks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://icedmoriartini.tumblr.com/post/19014983108" target="_blank"&gt;icedmoriartini&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="181" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTchIfNrn5l0jVQw2t6RwHgy14qTKzbJltyUt60aVd6ZBA-8JZ" width="279"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want this cup badly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow! Now I know the volume of Anderson’s brain. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Want&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dude imagine someone other than you using it at your house or something and telling them to put half a human brain into the cupcakes or whatever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51079464576</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51079464576</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:20:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dcd867d3eacccaf95fc4f41d1ba994a/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58f816a548fdce68280c2b987c176d56/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1e362e2a322a0c391ad13323077be12/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbfc8d4ca8d19b102c4459553e51719d/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d22f1d73b7de9cb84f248b735a464449/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0ee0cc7dd23756c8fe86856500fcbcb/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51077270897</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51077270897</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:40:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>yu-jie:

I can’t stop anymore. 

/Screaming.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20c4509968963fef873a5aa8bcdcd65b/tumblr_mn6qvfdXO71rm2fixo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fba2f9cd3add2764bc60d12cf3ac079e/tumblr_mn6qvfdXO71rm2fixo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yu-jie.tumblr.com/post/51052887142/i-cant-stop-anymore" target="_blank"&gt;yu-jie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t stop anymore. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;/Screaming.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51052904792</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51052904792</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:29 -0700</pubDate><category>Pokemon</category><category>I tried and therefor no one should criticize me.</category></item><item><title>maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maydaykoigo.tumblr.com/post/45268243204/curiouslyhigh-bunnywith-tahnoscheeks-do" target="_blank"&gt;maydaykoigo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curiouslyhigh.tumblr.com/post/44429365193/bunnywith-tahnoscheeks-do-you-ever-just-get" target="_blank"&gt;curiouslyhigh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bunnywith.tumblr.com/post/44429195759/tahnoscheeks-do-you-ever-just-get-up-from-your" target="_blank"&gt;bunnywith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tahnoscheeks.tumblr.com/post/28289021801/do-you-ever-just-get-up-from-your-computer-to-walk" target="_blank"&gt;tahnoscheeks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I pointlessly open the fridge too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why am I in the bathroom&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51051489440</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51051489440</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>yu-jie:

DORP DOO DOOOOOOOOO.

And another. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77110da3b60202f68e94021b7c292187/tumblr_mn6p1nypYK1rm2fixo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a4896b45b32df22bd1ba36ef3cf3987/tumblr_mn6p1nypYK1rm2fixo2_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yu-jie.tumblr.com/post/51050985409/dorp-doo-dooooooooo" target="_blank"&gt;yu-jie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DORP DOO DOOOOOOOOO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And another. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51051007346</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51051007346</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:02 -0700</pubDate><category>pokemon</category><category>I tried and therefor no one should criticize me.</category></item><item><title>sexyseacow:

Tuesday you know what that means
T M I Too many iguanas

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexyseacow.tumblr.com/post/51048924481" target="_blank"&gt;sexyseacow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tuesday you know what that means&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;T&lt;br/&gt; M&lt;br/&gt; I&lt;br/&gt; Too many iguanas&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/403d2ba5c25e424d91813474c9f0a099/tumblr_inline_mn6nxfgL7K1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51049670728</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51049670728</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:46:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>gundumbass:

do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gundumbass.tumblr.com/post/49706092126/do-you-ever-hear-people-talk-shit-about-someone" target="_blank"&gt;gundumbass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fbcb4e051160d0441a2fcea6df22034d/tumblr_inline_mmc9klOPC11qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51049324829</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51049324829</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:40:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you ever go onto a &amp;#8220;FuckYeah&amp;#8221; blog expecting it to be like about a specific thing but...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Do you ever go onto a &amp;#8220;FuckYeah&amp;#8221; blog expecting it to be like about a specific thing but instead it&amp;#8217;s just someone&amp;#8217;s personal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like, there needs to be some sort of rule about that. That&amp;#8217;s false advertisement. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51048258756</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51048258756</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>animal-crossing:

I like how in animal crossing I get tons of bells for selling sharks on the free...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animal-crossing.tumblr.com/post/49849203709/i-like-how-in-animal-crossing-i-get-tons-of-bells" target="_blank"&gt;animal-crossing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like how in animal crossing I get tons of bells for selling sharks on the free market but in real life when I try to do it I get arrested for animal trafficking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51046824201</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51046824201</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>butthurtherpetologist:

the-red-tide:

This is a Sunset Ball...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21159a02f571442ffc9f9751bb74e6d8/tumblr_mn69j5k4091rjehtdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5512b97fc09467085a80c2eae8d82417/tumblr_mn69j5k4091rjehtdo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db037486bb780551394ba7d6ad94c46d/tumblr_mn69j5k4091rjehtdo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butthurtherpetologist.tumblr.com/post/51043993541/the-red-tide-this-is-a-sunset-ball-python-for" target="_blank"&gt;butthurtherpetologist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-red-tide.tumblr.com/post/51025906925/this-is-a-sunset-ball-python-for-those-of-you" target="_blank"&gt;the-red-tide&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a Sunset Ball Python. For those of you who DON’T know, there are practically countless different colorations possible from a ball python. This just happens to be one of my all time favorites. This is undoubtedly the most beautiful snake I have ever seen. (BTW They are expensive as fuck, so don’t even think about buying one ;D) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its rather unfortunate that they grey out as they age.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We only know that based on one snake so far and like many morphs that come directly from the bush, it takes some selective breeding to get them as nice as captive specimens.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51044672064</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51044672064</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:29:44 -0700</pubDate><category>critters.</category></item><item><title> </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abcf6f3200031022fcee72970c41e615/tumblr_mk8xdjzyfX1rgbrd6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jap-n.tumblr.com/post/49218654841" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51044003517</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51044003517</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:20:39 -0700</pubDate><category>food blogging</category></item><item><title>so00our:

pumpkinnqueenn:

terriblesmaug:

extrambotica:

//~&lt;...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d9861fa88a72ce17dbc894d62ef7239/tumblr_mklq9hY96B1r0qx2zo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfacd573d95d0328ee2b9dfefd0946aa/tumblr_mklq9hY96B1r0qx2zo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5e36f47f6e04559b12b9cfa9bf1db63/tumblr_mklq9hY96B1r0qx2zo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://so00our.tumblr.com/post/49940343988/pumpkinnqueenn-terriblesmaug-extrambotica" target="_blank"&gt;so00our&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pumpkinnqueenn.tumblr.com/post/48135568366/terriblesmaug-extrambotica" target="_blank"&gt;pumpkinnqueenn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terriblesmaug.tumblr.com/post/47765144326/extrambotica-anthony-misiano" target="_blank"&gt;terriblesmaug&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://extrambotica.tumblr.com/post/46893519546/anthony-misiano-harleys" target="_blank"&gt;extrambotica&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;//~&lt;strong&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;~//&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt; - - - - Anthony Misiano (&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/HarleysJoker" target="_blank"&gt;Harley’s Joker&lt;/a&gt;) and &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/deadpool.vs" target="_blank"&gt;D-Piddy&lt;/a&gt; (Deadpool) at WonderCon 2013 { &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cEvFDJl40" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt; }&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the joker in the second gif.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i cant stop staring&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG！！！！YOU TWO GUY REALLY REALLY CUTE！！！！！&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*scream*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51040879914</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51040879914</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:41:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>yu-jie:

NOOT NOOT.

Guys, I caved into the fad.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/decc76c50cadaddfef5c6cdf1834125e/tumblr_mn6i2pnWlL1rm2fixo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce0a60d400b90c73c957d6796419a60d/tumblr_mn6i2pnWlL1rm2fixo2_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yu-jie.tumblr.com/post/51040792383/noot-noot" target="_blank"&gt;yu-jie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOOT NOOT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guys, I caved into the fad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51040823779</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51040823779</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:40:26 -0700</pubDate><category>Pokemon</category><category>I tried and therefor no one should criticize me.</category></item><item><title>sleepmurder:

Vipera berus
I never knew Adders were so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/524238e65e8164244e1977b04c7873e8/tumblr_mhczp3VDQu1qbi2nmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25df43a9691242222a0843f068b1e5be/tumblr_mhczp3VDQu1qbi2nmo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sleepmurder.tumblr.com/post/41736161462/vipera-berus-i-never-knew-adders-were-so" target="_blank"&gt;sleepmurder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Vipera berus&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I never knew Adders were so gorgeous! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51037544369</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51037544369</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:01:07 -0700</pubDate><category>Critters.</category><category>inspiration</category></item><item><title>missmatie:

peanuhbutta:

This is realllllllllly weird...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gfn73C7S1r6l5bco7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missmatie.tumblr.com/post/46781659335/peanuhbutta-this-is-realllllllllly-weird-lmao" target="_blank"&gt;missmatie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peanuhbutta.tumblr.com/post/46774908498" target="_blank"&gt;peanuhbutta&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is realllllllllly weird lmao&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is really NORMAL. &lt;br/&gt;Except we never see it-so it is terrifying and uncomfortable when it happens. &lt;br/&gt;(Mostly because people would laugh or be unkind)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I own a sex shop. Once a woman bled on our chair during an interview. She was horrified and felt ashamed because it was in some way unprofessional. We weren’t bothered. We said ‘what better place to work on being ok with your body than at a feminist sex shop?’&lt;br/&gt;Bleeding is normal and dealing with it is one of the most pervasive ways women are complicit in their silence.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some men bleed too. How would you react to that? For many men who are Trans the act of bleeding is a security threat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck off with your lolz.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn’t even notice what was wrong here until I read the commentary. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51037361203</link><guid>http://howtohavegaysubtext.tumblr.com/post/51037361203</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:56 -0700</pubDate><category>Nice photos though. Yes.</category><category>photography</category></item></channel></rss>
