August 2012
Wait no.
Make that peyote.
I want to do shrooms and paint my backpack so it will look all fucking triply and ridiculous.
I wish I knew someone who sold shrooms.
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July 2012
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Everyone on my dash does TMI Tuesday but they only get asked the pussy questions like “Are you a virgin” or “Have you ever swallowed after giving a BJ”.
I think tumblr needs to start asking the hard hitting questions so I made you guys a list for reference;
How much money would it take for you to allow a sexual partner to urinate on your bare chest?
When was the last...
scarletarcana:
Prank idea: Don a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.
God bless Starbucks and their free wifi.
Bless them.
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So it’s about 2:30 AM and my grandmother’s cat has been meowing non- stop for a full hour and I’m going to fucking kill it if it comes near me.
I’m not even kidding.
I will fucking strangle it to death and post the pictures on 4chan.
There is literally no world outside the Internet.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THERE’S NO INTERNET IN THIS PLACE.
queermobile:
so-good-to-you:
vaughnwhiskey:
tltty:
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
sorry that color is #2C4762
Tumblrs is #2B4864
Actually, it’s coral blue #3
annawintour:
nolies-justlove-yolo:
annawintour:
remember when big time rush was a thing
Honestly ? Fuck off . Big time rush MADE one direction. without them, they are NOTHING.
i seem to have enraged the last big time rush fan alive
A Big Time Rush endling.
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SUICIDE OF FAKE GENIUS
stravaganza:
penandpage:
boysofbakerstreet:
dumbledoctor:
gravediggersbiscuits:
pernillo:
panther-walls:
GENIUS OF FAKE SUICIDE.
Fake suicide of genius?
Suicide genius of fake?
Of fake genius suicide.
genius suicide of fake
Suicide fake genius of.
We need season 3.
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gingerhaze:
The plot of the third Hobbit movie will be Bilbo and Smaug solving a murder together.
Smaug finally dies by jumping to his death to save Bilbo from being shot by unseen archers.
The end.
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gingerhaze:
Three Hobbit movies?
But we kind of need Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman back for Sherlock season 3…
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Isn’t it like weird when you’re looking through all your old art and then suddenly you find something that’s actually decent that you never finished or uploaded or anything and you just forgot about it until this very moment in time.
And it’s not even repulsive or physically painful to look at.
It’s like a decent picture.
A decent work of art even.
And you spend...
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sesamestreethockey:
anrdew:
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
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annawintour:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FERGALICIOUS IS A SONG ABOUT FERGIE’S VAGINA I’VE SUNG THAT IN A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL BUS I’VE SUNG ABOUT TASTY DELICIOUS VAGINAS IN A VEHICLE OF GOD
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It’s really frustrating how every molecule of your being can feel completely exhausted yet sleep still manages to elude you.
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
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Watchadriofthedead:
pizzaforpresident:
i literally watch this every single time it’s on my dash
this will never be not funny
