May 2013
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A good way to go to kill a boner is to watch Anne Hathaway singing “I Dreamed A Dream”.
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My dad is watching an Arcade Fire concert and I swear, they have been playing Wake Up for the past ten minutes.
alexisturtle:
10000bc:
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
why doesn’t this have more notes?
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drarna:
emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together
but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
thorhead:
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
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Well, just got back from a reptile show and moved that bookshelf to see if the betta was behind it and he’s not. Looked everywhere else in my room and seriously, there is no trace of this fish.
So I’m suspicious of my cat now.
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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tunesandtrash:
howtohavegaysubtext:
Someone should tell me a joke.
i’d like to keep my sex life to myself thank you
Oh.
Should have invested in that fish-prozac.
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emberjay said: Check for things that are on the floor that are near the beta tank. One of mine happened to jump out of his tank before, and shriveled up un a candle and my mom didn’t notice for a week.
Yeah, I think he must have jumped out and fell behind the book shelf during the night because I can’t see him anywhere else. I don’t have time to go move it though so I guess...
I just wnet to feed my betta fish and he’s missing??? ??? ????
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naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
Is this a Neopet.
paradisicaal:
people with ball pythons, i have a question
i’ve had my python, gabriel, for close to three years and he is still pretty small. maybe a foot and a half and really skinny. i feed him regularly and he’s never had issues with eating. he doesnt have any other health issues and he’s got a nice big cage
can any one tell me why this might be and what i can do to help him grow?
...
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butthurtherpetologist said: they RE-COIL
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butthurtherpetologist said: what do most people do when they see a python?
I’ll take “lick it” for $300, Alex.
chamomillas said: do u like eminems yes i love rap no i meant the rapper WHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT THE WRAPPER U SICK FUCK
This was full of so many plot twists. Are you M. Night Shyamalan.
iwasateenagehorcrux said: How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?...
Someone should tell me a joke.
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Welp, I’m outie.
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butthurtherpetologist said: whats wrong friend?
Just more BS with breeder who I was dealing with BS from last week. Uhg. I’m probably just going to have to fucking give up on this whole situation because he’s obviously refusing to assume any sort of responsibility but god, it’s so aggravating.
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SO FUCKIN’ TESTING MY PATIENCE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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easterberry-test:
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tugboatproceedless:
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is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
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